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• 06:52 Yes, some people claim to enjoy exercise. But then, some people claim to have been abducted by aliens too. #
• 06:54 Warm baths do not cure insomnia. A bottle of Mus cadet and a large Jack Daniels cures insomnia. #
• 06:55 Did you know that banging your head up against a brick walls burns 150 calories per hour? #
• 06:57 The worst moment for any atheist is when he feels grateful for something and has no-one to thank #
• 07:01 My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. #
• 07:03 @joegreenz Thanks #
• 07:06 @JonathanGunson I need a caffeine shot. Ok what is a caffeine shot? #
• 07:09 “I wish to report that the tiles missing from the outside toilet roof, I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off.” #
• 07:10 “I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.” #
• 07:11 “Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.” (Sharon Stone). #
• 07:14 “My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.” (Steve Jobs – founder of Apple Computers). #
• 07:16 He said – What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
  She said – Turn sideways and look in the mirror #
• 07:17 HE: Where have you been all my life?
  SHE: Where I’ll be the rest of your life – in your wildest dreams. #
• 07:19 What inspired this amorous rhyme?
  Two parts vodka, one part lime #
• 07:20 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. #
• 07:21 You can’t have everything … where would you put it all? #
• 07:22 BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding #
• 07:24 A computer’s attention span is as long as it’s power cord. #
• 07:26 I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. #
• 07:28 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks. #
• 07:29 Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. #
• 07:31 Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. #
• 07:32 In an office:
  TOILET OUT OF ORDER…… PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW #
• 07:32 In a Laundromat:
  AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT #
• 07:33 n an office:
  WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN #
• 07:37 I owe i owe its off to work i go. Have a great day everyone. #
• 07:52 @chifaz Thank you #
• 08:13 @yesitstrue RT All of Queen Anne’s 17 children died before she did. #

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• 09:24 Leaving for a close out sale for a local store. With all these closing of stores just how secure is our jobs, those that have jobs. #

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• 15:15 Hello from Maine or should i say from Antarctica snow expected 18 inches #
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• 08:13 There was never a person who did anything worth doing
  that he did not receive more than he gave./Henry Ward Beecher #
• 08:15 I am always doing that which I cannot in order that I may
  learn how to do it./Pablo Picasso #
• 08:16 All glory comes from daring to begin/ William Shakespeare #
• 08:17 Imagination is more important than knowledge./Albert Einstein #
• 08:18 Goodness is the only investment that never fails./Henry David Thoreau #
• 08:19 The greatest danger for most of us is not that we aim too high
  and we miss it, but we aim too low and reach it./ Michelangelo #
• 08:21 Hope lies in dreams in one’s imagination and in the courage of
  those who dare to make dreams into reality./Jonas Salk #
• 08:22 Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others./Robert Louis Stevenson #
• 08:26 @NeerajKA I Know what some believe about 2012 being the end of the world. But i have a escape clause his name is JESUS! #
• 08:30 @waynemansfield Thank you #
• 08:32 The ability to convert ideas to things is the secret of outward
  success./ Henry Ward Beecher #
• 08:32 Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality
  that guarantees all others./- Winston Churchill #
• 08:36 Where there is no vision, the people perish.
  Proverbs 29:18 /Author: BIBLE #
• 08:44 A hear a small voice in the back round , i think it’s saying Burger King. #

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• 07:10 Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make footprints on our hearts and we are never, ever the same. #
• 07:12 A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue. #
• 07:12 Life without a friend is death without a witness./Eugene Benge #
• 07:15 Whenever you see a successful person you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them./Greg Evans #
• 07:19 Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value./Albert Einstein #
• 07:21 It’s simply a matter of doing what you do best and not worrying about what the other fellow is going to do./John R. Amos #
• 07:25 A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort./Herm Albright #
• 07:27 The greatest discovery of my generation is that man can alter his life simply by altering his attitude of mind./James Truslow Adams #
• 07:29 Some days there won’t be a song in your heart. Sing anyway./Emory Austin #
• 07:30 To everyone is given the key to heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell./Ancient Proverb #
• 07:32 The world is a looking glass and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face./William M. Thackeray #
• 07:33 Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break./Greg Evans #
• 07:34 Here’s to you and here’s to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here’s to ME! /Anonymous #
• 07:37 All marriages are happy. It’s living together afterwards that is difficult./Anonymous #
• 07:39 Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it — and some of your spouse’s family does too./Anonymous #
• 07:42 The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?/Robin Williams #
• 07:44 Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society./William M. Thackeray #
• 07:46 Don’t question GOD, as he may say, if you are so eager for answers, then please come up./Anonymous #
• 07:51 My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I told him If you don’t mind I’d like a second opinion. He said . Alright.. you’re ugly too!/ #
• 07:53 Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again /Franklin P. Jones . #
• 07:55 The family seems to have two predominant functions: to provide warmth and love in time of need and to drive each other insane./D. Smith #
• 07:57 Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night. #
• 07:59 He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career./George Bernard Shaw #
• 08:02 First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down #
• 08:04 To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here’s to good sense of humor – and a short memory! /UNKNOWN #

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• 15:26 Anyone have any success using postcards to market your business. I would like to hear from you. #
• 15:30 @AndrewWindham Thank you #
• 15:44 @ZnaTrainer Thank you #
• 15:57 "We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done."/- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow #
• 15:59 "Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do."/- John Wooden #
• 16:02 "Activity and sadness are incompatible."/- Christian Bovee #
• 16:08 "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."/- Aristotle #
• 16:12 I will leave you with one of mine. What ever you spend 70% to 80% of your time thinking about is your God. #
• 16:31 @Choirsshark Thank you will do my best #
• 16:36 "The stock market is filled with individuals who know the price of everything, but the value of nothing."/– Philip Fisher #
• 16:37 In order to be effective truth must penetrate like an arrow — and that is likely to hurt./Wei Wu Wei #
• 16:39 Many of the things you can count, don’t count. Many of the things you can’t count, really count./-Albert Einstein
  - #
• 16:40 It is never too late to be what you might have been.
  – George Eliot #
• 16:41 He who cannot forgive others destroys a bridge over which he himself must pass.
  – George Herbert #
• 16:43 Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something /H. Jackson Brown Jr. #
• 16:45 In times like these it helps to recall there have always been times like these.
  – Paul Harvey #
• 16:49 Have a great day everyone. #
• 17:56 @JudyHWright True #
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• 05:00 It’s a small twitter world after all. #
• 05:02 Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye. #
• 05:04 How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? #
• 05:14 What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
  Doughnuts #
• 05:18 "Man who stand in front of car get tired." #
• 05:19 War doesn’t determine who is right. War determines who is left." #
• 05:21 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house" #
• 05:24 How are men and parking spots alike?
  The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped. #
• 05:31 @CouchSurfingOri Thanks some i didn’t posts that had me in tears #
• 05:39 Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. #
• 05:45 My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. #
• 05:47 A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. #
• 05:49 If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory. #
• 05:51 cartoono Hint i am a xtrucker #
• 05:51 The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. #
• 05:54 Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. #
• 05:55 When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.99 a minute. #
• 06:00 Drove truck across country laughing all the way across with the cb #
• 06:03 Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. #
• 06:08 I owe i owe it’s off to work i go. But one more
  When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. #
• 06:16 Have a good day,night, or afternoon where ever you are. #

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• 14:42 @debbiegorsuch thank you #
• 14:43 @DougOntrack Why Pluto and not Mars #
• 14:44 Off to the store #
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• 05:45 What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? #
• 05:45 If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? #
• 05:47 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? #
• 05:48 Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? #
• 05:49 What’s the difference between ‘fat chance’ and ’slim chance’? #
• 05:50 @boom8088 Ok lol #
• 05:51 Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies. #
• 05:52 I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead. #
• 05:54 Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore. #
• 05:55 There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don’t work here anymore #
• 06:01 Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice. #
• 06:02 Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. #
• 06:05 Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
  Mark Twain #
• 06:06 Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
  John F. Kennedy #
• 06:08 i owe i owe its off to work i go, #
• 06:12 @jonmcculloch true @liamvickery The cave wall true #
• 06:13 Believe you can and you’re halfway there.
  Theodore Roosevelt #
• 06:26 America makes history today. #
• 06:31 @kdelarue makes you wonder #
• 06:34 What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail?
  Robert Schuller #

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