Dennisfmaloney’s Weblog

• 12:02 Your talent is God’s gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. #
• 12:02 Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakens. #
• 12:04 You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it. #
• 12:04 You’re writing the story of your life one moment at a time. #
• 12:06 Of all the attitudes we can acquire, surely the attitude of gratitude is the most important and by far the most life-changing./Zig Ziglar: #
• 12:11 Sometimes I wish life had subtitles! #
• 12:13 Bad spellers of the world untie. #
• 12:14 I’m in shape. Round’s a shape, isn’t it? #
• 12:15 It is bad luck to be superstitious. #
• 12:16 If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? #
• 12:18 I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. #
• 12:18 If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you’re ahead"? #
• 12:19 Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. #
• 12:21 Clones are people two. #
• 12:21 Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag? #
• 12:22 How do I set my laser printer on stun? #
• 12:22 Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. #
• 12:23 I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? #
• 12:23 Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! #
• 12:27 The trouble with life is there’s no background music. #
• 12:27 The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. #
• 12:29 I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week #
• 12:30 I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. #
• 12:30 If I throw a stick, will you leave? #
• 12:31 Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. #
• 12:31 If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I’ll put shoes on my cats. #
• 12:32 Does your train of thought have a caboose? #
• 12:33 A PBS mind in an MTV world. #
• 12:33 Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. #
• 12:34 Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. #
• 12:35 A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. #
• 12:35 Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet. #
• 12:35 Can I trade this job for what’s behind door number 1? #
• 12:36 I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. #
• 12:37 Too many freaks, not enough circuses. #
• 12:37 Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I’m wrong. #
• 12:38 Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? #
• 12:38 Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done. #
• 12:39 Meandering to a different drummer. #
• 12:39 Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. #
• 12:40 You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me. #
• 12:41 Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". #
• 12:42 Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. #
• 12:43 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. #
• 12:45 @AlohaCarrie Thank you #
• 12:46 @nltouchstone Someone knows. Lol #
• 12:47 @gerardmclean Thanks #
• 12:47 @Paul_Holgorsen Thank you Paul #
• 13:47 @feiyie After noon nap too #
• 13:49 @brandonacox 12 to billions #
• 13:56 @PatrickMcTigue I like it. #
• 14:04 @KellieMcCoy Have a great day. #
• 14:31 @GeorgeArtz Best video i have seen in a long long time Thank you for sharing it with me George 2009workathomejobs.net/blog/66/ #
• 15:00 Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
  Sam Levenson (1911-1980 #

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• 12:09 If AIG. executives got paid like this they would not have needed their bonuses.
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• 05:06 It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up./Vince Lombardi #
• 05:06 Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. #
• 05:07 We tend to get what we expect./Norman Vincent Peale #
• 05:09 A mind always employed is always happy./Thomas Jefferson #
• 05:10 The best way to see Faith is to shut the eye of Reason./Benjamin Franklin #
• 05:11 There are no gains without pains/Benjamin Franklin #
• 05:12 Well begun is half done./Aristotle #
• 05:17 Don’t squat with your spurs on./Will Rogers #
• 05:18 If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around./Will Rogers #
• 05:19 There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works/Will Rogers #
• 05:20 Anything free is worth what you pay for it. #
• 05:21 A little abuse keeps the joints loose./Wayne M. Schmidt #
• 05:26 I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. #
• 05:26 I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me. #
• 05:28 I don’t want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon #
• 05:29 Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic. #
• 05:30 All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy. #
• 05:31 How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on. #
• 05:31 Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. #
• 05:32 Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants. #
• 05:33 Birthdays are good for you – the more you have the longer you live. #
• 05:34 In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. #
• 05:35 I’m busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest. #
• 05:36 He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. #
• 05:37 All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though. #
• 05:38 Here I am! What are your other two wishes? #
• 05:38 A hangover is the wrath of grapes. #
• 05:39 Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career. #
• 05:40 Failure is not an option. It’s bundled with your software. #
• 05:40 Arkansas State Motto: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Laugh #
• 05:41 I just got lost in thought, and it was unfamiliar territory. #
• 05:42 I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe. #
• 05:42 You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. #
• 05:43 Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. #
• 05:43 I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. #
• 05:44 Capital punishment isn’t for making examples, it’s for making bad people dead. #
• 05:45 The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. #
• 05:49 Have a good day or night where ever you are. Off to a maple making party here in Maine. #
• 05:51 @choirshark Love to make people smile. #
• 05:51 @georgeartz True #
• 05:52 DennisFMaloney@georgeartz I wish #
• 05:53 DennisFMaloney@LarryLNichols True . lol #
• 05:54 DennisFMaloney@slmay Thank you. Have a great day #
• 05:55 Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. #
• 05:56 For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. #

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• 04:56 Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
  – General George Patton #
• 05:00 @Emilio_Grave Give people free information or love or just give of yourself. #
• 05:01 It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness.
  – Seneca #
• 05:04 You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do.
  – Henry Ford #
• 05:05 Success will not lower its standard to us. We must raise our standard to success.
  – Rev. Randall R. McBride, Jr. #
• 05:05 It’s never too late to be who you might have been.
  – George Elliot #
• 05:06 It is when the well is dry that we know the price of water.
  – Ben Franklin #
• 05:07 Rule your mind or it will rule you.
  – Horace #
• 05:07 Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.
  – George Halas #
• 05:08 Attach yourself to your passion, but not to your pain. Adversity is your best friend on the path to success. #
• 05:09 A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.
  – Sidney Greenberg #
• 05:10 As one person I cannot change the world, but I can change the world of one person.
  – Paul Shane Spear #
• 05:11 To achieve the impossible, one must think the absurd; to look where everyone else has looked, but to see what no else has seen. #
• 05:12 Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it.
  – Colin Powell #
• 05:13 A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
  – Richard Nixon #
• 05:13 I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep.
  – Talleyrand #
• 05:15 Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar.
  – Ralph Waldo Emerson #
• 05:15 I can not do everything, but I can do something. I must not fail to do the something that I can do.
  – Helen Keller #
• 05:16 ANTICIPATION: Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.
  – Benjamin Franklin #
• 05:17 Outstanding leaders appeal to the hearts of their followers – not their minds.
  – Unknown #
• 05:22 Have a grate day or night everyone. Remember to give joy or hope to someone today. #
• 05:26 @detlef_c Could be.lol #
• 05:27 @OutsideMyBrain Thank you #
• 05:28 Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
  – Thomas Edison #
• 05:37 I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. #
• 05:38 Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. #
• 05:39 Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected! #
• 05:39 The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. #
• 05:40 If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? #
• 05:41 Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? #
• 05:41 Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. #
• 05:41 When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. #
• 05:42 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. #
• 05:43 You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark? #
• 05:44 Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. #
• 05:45 An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. #
• 05:45 Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. #
• 05:46 Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. #
• 05:46 Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. #
• 05:47 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. #
• 05:48 I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours #
• 05:50 Iconic88 RT The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.Mahummad Ali #
• 05:50 If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
  OFF to work. #
• 05:53 @Steve_Simon Your right. #
• 05:53 @Iconic88 It counts. #
• 05:54 @stew2 Thank you. #
• 05:54 @OutsideMyBrain Thank you. #
• 05:56 @BuzzEdition Amen #
• 06:00 The Number 1 person i follow is Jesus and will always be so. #
• 06:12 Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives. #
• 06:14 Who is cooking? Please send over some pancakes and eggs. #
• 06:20 Tell me what you need and I’ll tell you how to get along without it. #
• 06:20 I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. #
• 06:21 My Reality Check bounced. #
• 06:22 On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. #
• 06:23 I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier. #
• 06:24 @WAHMBizbuilder That’s what my wife said too. lol #
• 06:25 . Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo. #
• 06:25 You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. #
• 06:25 Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? #
• 06:26 @WAHMBizbuilder True #
• 06:28 I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by #
• 06:30 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. #
• 06:31 Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. #
• 06:33 Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. #
• 06:34 The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it #
• 06:34 Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? #
• 06:35 We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. #
• 06:36 DNA: National Dyslexic Association. #
• 06:36 I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. #
• 06:36 Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. #
• 06:38 On the other hand, you have different fingers. #
• 06:39 Humpty Dumpty was pushed. #
• 06:39 National Atheist’s Day April 1st. #
• 06:39 IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got. #
• 06:40 I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want? #
• 06:41 I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure #
• 06:41 I can handle pain until it hurts. #
• 06:42 It’s been Monday all week. #
• 06:44 @JamesSchramko He was pushed. #
• 06:45 @OliverTaco I know .lol #
• 06:45 Gravity always gets me down. #
• 06:46 They told me I was gullible…and I believed them. #
• 06:46 . Honk if you like peace and quiet. #
• 06:46 The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened. #
• 06:47 Atheism is a non-prophet organization. #
• 06:47 Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? #
• 06:49 Gravity- It’s not just a good idea, it’s the LAW! #
• 06:50 Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way. #
• 06:51 If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria. #
• 06:52 Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them! #
• 06:52 Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk? #
• 06:52 What happens if you get scared half to death twice? #
• 06:54 Breaking News Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. #
• 06:55 Evolution: True science fiction. #
• 06:55 I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out. #
• 06:57 Have a great day everyone. #
• 06:58 @Steve_Simon I know but we are glad they lived that long. #
• 06:59 @hawaiidave true #

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• 07:27 To have what you never had you must do what you never done. Is it time for a change? shopgbg.com/DennisFMaloney #
• 07:31 Try not to be a man of success, but rather to be a man of value.
  – Albert Einstein #
• 07:33 Unless a man undertakes more than he possibly can do, he will never do all that he can./ – Henry Drummond #
• 07:33 Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down.
  – unknown #
• 07:35 Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength.
  – Henry Ward Beecher #
• 07:36 A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.
  – Arthur Golden #
• 07:44 The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation…The hand is the cutting edge of the mind.
  – Jacob Bronowski #
• 07:58 Not every successful man is a good father. But every good father is a successful man.
  – R. Duvall #
• 07:59 The tragedy in life doesn’t lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.
  – Benjamin Mays #
• 08:02 I think a hero is a ordinary individual who finds strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstaclesChristopher Reeve #
• 08:03 Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
  – Anonymous #
• 08:06 A real contest is always between what you’ve done and what you’re capable of doing. Measure yourself against yourself and nobody else. #
• 08:08 Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing.
  -Abraham Lincoln #
• 08:09 What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.
  -Albert Pike #
• 08:11 I owe i owe it’s off to work i go. Have a great day everyone. #

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• 02:07 I have been busy doing off line marketing for my business. Yes off line is better than on line. #

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• 14:19 Daniel’s Timeline – Final Missing Portion (Recap and Conclusion)tinyurl.com/d2hr25 #

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