- 10:50 RT @princenyc Finally found a free and simple way to expand my reach on Twitter. A nice 20 second process. tpq.me/a0ph8 #twpq #
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Archive for May, 2009
- 09:06 Need funds for your church or school without it costing you a penny bit.ly/nkHrm #
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- 18:30 The safest place to be is within the will of God. #
- 18:32 Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in. #
- 18:33 But their intervention makes our acts to serve ever less merely the immediate claims of our instincts./Albert Einstein #
- 18:35 You can never get enough of the things you don’t need, because the things you don’t need can never satisfy. #
- 18:36 Action and faith enslave thought, both of them in order not be troubled or inconvenienced by reflection, criticism, and doubt #
- 18:41 A man needs self-acceptance or he can’t live with himself; he needs self-criticism or others can’t live with him./James A. Pike #
- 18:42 Let go of what you think life should be so you can experience the life you have./Rhonda Britten #
- 18:45 Acceptance of others, their looks, their behaviors, their beliefs, bring you an inner peace and tranquility instead of anger and resentment #
- 18:49 Silence is golden but duck tape is silver. #
- 18:51 Don’t question GOD, as he may say, if you are so eager for answers, then please come up. #
- 18:52 The chances of bread falling buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet! #
- 18:54 Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it — and some of your spouse’s family does too. #
- 18:58 A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity. #
- 18:59 Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. #
- 19:00 The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. #
- 19:02 When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car. #
- 19:05 Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. #
- 19:06 Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. #
- 19:07 Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest. # - 19:09 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. #
- 19:10 How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost? #
- 19:11 I was married by a judge – I should have asked for a jury.
- George Burns # - 19:16 There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. #
- 19:18 There’s no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. #
- 19:23 I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. #
- 19:24 Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. #
- 19:25 It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary to be rich. #
- 19:29 I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. #
- 19:31 My turn to cook,i think it’s a pizza night. Talk at you latter. #
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- 09:30 "In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons."
Thank You John for my freedom. # - 09:34 "In war, there are no unwounded soldiers." #
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- 17:16 Earl Nightingale
Our attitude toward life determines life’s attitude towards us. # - 17:19 Martin Luther King
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. # - 17:20 John F. Kennedy
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings. # - 17:22 Leo Buscaglia
Our talents are the gift that God gives to us… What we make of our talents is our gift back to God. # - 17:23 Henry David Thoreau/
Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake # - 17:25 Virtue is never left to stand alone. He who has it will have neighbors. #
- 17:27 We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end. #
- 06:03 Finally a Christian business that make’s it possible to earn a living . And the business ,website,hosting,all free www.dennisfmaloney.com #
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- 20:06 Hay did you hear about the missing link? Well they did it again they got it wrong, When will they learn. The missing link is called God ! #
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- 15:09 "Do, or Do Not. There is No Try." /- Yoda (Star Wars) #
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- 19:25 Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God, I could be eating a slow learner. #
- 19:26 Why is it when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic? #
- 19:30 Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface. #
- 19:33 A word to the wise ain’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones who need the advice.
Bill Cosby # - 19:35 Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too". #
- 19:36 What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no # - 19:44 You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. #
- 19:45 I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? #
- 19:47 A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. #
- 19:52 Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. #
- 19:55 A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative. #
- 19:56 If electricity comes from electrons… does that mean that morality comes from morons? #
- 19:58 A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. #
- 20:01 Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a
gallon of water to a boil. # - 20:03 The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body. #
- 20:05 Your thumb is the same length as your nose. #
- 20:06 .. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the
Encyclopedia Bri tannica. #
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- 10:03 Need a Immune Enhancer gbgdennis.wordpress.com/ #
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