- 20:10 "Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house."
– Rod Stewart # - 20:25 Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were. #
- 20:26 I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila. #
- 20:28 Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. #
- 20:29 When in doubt, mumble. #
- 20:30 A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. #
- 20:31 Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. #
- 20:32 We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. #
- 20:33 Hallmark Card: "I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here." #
- 20:38 When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. #
- 20:39 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. #
- 20:41 @RanchoVibe Thank you for the Rt #
- 20:46 Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. #
- 20:48 Just when you think you’ve hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel. #
- 20:49 For Sale: Wedding dress, size 12, worn once by mistake. #
- 20:50 For Sale: One computer slightly used. One bullet hole in screen. #
- 20:51 "It is better to have loved a short man, than never to have loved a tall." #
- 20:53 @nsbrwttt I am a x trucker #
- 20:53 It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. # - 20:56 Ok good night. One more
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. #
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