- 11:14 Don’t judge a book by its movie. #
- 11:15 With a calendar, your days are numbered. #
- 11:17 Why are they called "hemorrhoids". They should be called "asteroids"? #
- 11:20 Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! #
- 11:21 A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. #
- 11:22 The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. #
- 11:24 Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have #
- 11:26 I started out with nothing & still have most of it left #
- 11:27 I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. #
- 11:28 Does your train of thought have a caboose? #
- 11:29 A PBS mind in an MTV world. #
- 11:30 Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them #
- 11:31 Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. #
- 11:32 Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet. #
- 11:35 @StopChronicPain Thank you for the RT #
- 11:35 Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I’m wrong. #
- 11:37 @drtutt Thank you drtutt #
- 11:38 Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. #
- 11:40 My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance #
- 11:42 A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. #
- 11:45 Have a good day or night where ever you live. #
- 11:47 @chrisohare @AnneG33 @PaperCakes @StopChronicPain @drtutt @OwenGreaves Thank you #
- 11:47 No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. #
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